Do bald people get dandruff?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
If a fork was made of gold, would it still be considered silverware?
Can bald people get lice?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of christmas?
Seeing as cupid is so good at match-making, does he have a girlfriend?
Why isn't sour cream really sour?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Why do black olives come in cans, when green olives come in jars?
What do mermaids eat?
If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
Why are rubber ducks yellow when most ducks aren't?
Why are things typed up and written down?
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one TV?
If it's zero degrees today, and it'll be half as cold tomorow, how cold will it be tomorow?
Do they have the word "Dictionary" in the dictionary?
What's the opposite to opposite?
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